1. 23:15 19th Sept. 2014

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    dutchster:

    when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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  2. 23:13

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    constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

    constantbullshitting:

    oilauren:

    "I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

    Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

    now THAT’S what i call a party

     
  3. 23:12

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    gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

    gotitforcheap:

    fuck her right in the pursey 

    (Quelle: imposetonanonymat)

     
  4. 23:10

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    pinkifingers:

    john-egberts-floating-arms:

    rick-sanchez:

    camiekahle:

    THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

    I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

    DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

    I’m fucking dying

    That last fatal scream tho

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  5. 23:09

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    I hope she’s a lesbian.
    — Me (about every cute girl ever)

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  6. 23:06

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    humpthe-moist-cavewall:

    lumos5001:

    benedictcumbercake:

    inbox:

    I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

    Boobs.

    period cramps

    *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

     
  7. 23:05

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    mamrie:

    tyleroakley:

    gracehelbig:

    comets-rockets-helbig:

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    mamrie hart everyone

    I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH

    MAMRIE WHAT IS HAPPENING

    INTERVIEWS ALWAYS BE CREEPING UP BEHIND ME.

     
  8. 23:03

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    socialjusticekoolaid:

    CNN has obtained a video, taken shortly after Michael Brown was shot, that shows a contractor who had been working near the shooting site describing the incident in a manner that matches other eyewitness testimony—raising his arms and shouting “man, he was going like this,” as if to suggest that Brown had adopted a posture of surrender before he died.

    Two contractors are shown in the video, and both have spoken to CNN; one also spoke previously to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch and one to Fox affiliate KTVI. The individual who is shouting and raising his arms in in the video told CNN that “the cop didn’t say get on the ground. He just kept shooting.” The other said that he saw officer Darren Wilson “chasing” Brown, that Wilson fired a shot at Brown while Brown’s back was turned, and that Brown raised his hands before he died, though it’s not clear at what point the witness saw Brown’s hands raised. (For what it’s worth, it seems like the worker who spoke to KTVI is the one wearing a pink shirt in the video and that the worker who spoke to the Post-Dispatch is wearing a green shirt.)

    The CNN account notes that the workers are not from Ferguson and did not know the Brown family—a detail that could increase their perceived objectivity vis a vis witnesses from Brown’s neighborhood.

    33 Days since Mike Brown’s murder, and his killer, Darren Wilson, is still a free man. How much more evidence is needed to make a fucking arrest?!  #farfromover #staywoke #ArrestDarrenWilson 

     
  9. 23:03

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    (Quelle: venula)

     
  10. 23:02

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